My randomness!
You know, we could get day jobs once in while."
“Hunting’s our day job. And the pay is crap.
Sam Winchester and Dean Winchester - Supernatural
Why would I want an organism growing exponentially inside of my body and then ripping its way out of my tight, sweet, fresh, young, undamaged v-a-g-i-n-a?
Alice - The Brass Teapot
That’s the thing about children. Before you know it… you lose them.
Mr Gold - Once Upon a Time
Hello biceps. You know, anabolic steroids are really bad for you.
Bella Swan - The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Mum’s taking a pole dancing class at the senior centre and… and my sister - well she could be handcuffed to just about anything right now.
Molly Flynn - Mike & Molly
I’ve taken hundreds of people out to sea and I come back with them almost every time!
Gabato - Journey 2: The Mysterious Island
Joking. She was joking."
“Oh. Hard to tell.
Rory Gilmore and Emily Gilmore - Gilmore Girls
We needed to be here. Our kids were turning into snotty, spoiled; little… this is what we needed.
Lenny Feder - Grown Ups
It’s not mine! If I keep it, it would be like stealing!"
“Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping.
Phoebe Buffay and Rachel Green - Friends
I’m so pissed at that kid, dude. We were totally gonna throw drinks on you. I feel so upstaged.
Frank - Stick It